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		<title>Obey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 14:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<title>Hacking Haiti Donations</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I gave to Haiti, did you? While I did give, it just felt like it wasn&#8217;t as much as I would like to or can afford at the moment. I thought maybe I&#8217;ll take time to work in a local charity? Reality of course set in, the reality that I&#8217;m a full-time student and hold [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/unitednationsdevelopmentprogramme/4275397038/"><img title="Haiti Earthquake" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2730/4275397038_b001026833_d.jpg" alt="A Haitian boy receives treatment at an ad hoc medical clinic at MINUSTAH's logistics base after an earthquake measuring 7 plus on the Richter scale rocked Port au Prince Haiti just before 5 pm yesterday, January 12, 2010.Logan Abassi / The United Nations " width="500" height="333"></a><p class="wp-caption-text">United Nations Development Programme on Flickr</p></div>
<p>I gave to Haiti, did you? While I did give, it just felt like it wasn&#8217;t as much as I would like to or can afford at the moment. I thought maybe I&#8217;ll take time to work in a local charity? Reality of course set in, the reality that I&#8217;m a full-time <a href="http://www.utdallas.edu">student</a> and hold a part-time <a href="http://www.granadatheater.com">job</a>.</p>
<p>Why not use what I know, social media, I mean, I did get my<a href="http://www.lawnwithgnomes.com/2009/11/27/huge-thank-you/"> internship, now job</a> because of it. So why not try to leverage social media again?</p>
<p><strong>So what&#8217;s the idea/hack?</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s simple;</p>
<li>Sign up or sign into <a href="http://www.hootsuite.com/">Hootsuite</a>.</li>
<li>Register one or all of your accounts on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn and even WordPress.com.</li>
<li>Copy the message below, or make one up of your own and a link to the&nbsp;charity of your choice.</li>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Make sure to append the #hackinghaiti hashtag to the message if you make up your own. I would like&nbsp;to track this.</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Haiti still needs your help, make sure to donate! <a href="http://j.mp/7tc6Or">http://j.mp/7tc6Or</a> #hackinghaiti</p>
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<li>Click &#8220;Send Later&#8221; and a pick a date a month from the date you are reading this post.</li>
<li>On the right, click on the accounts you want to post to.</li>
<p style="text-align: center;">This is what it it should look like.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.lawnwithgnomes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hootsuite.png" rel="lightbox"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-403" title="hootsuite" src="http://www.lawnwithgnomes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hootsuite-300x60.png" alt="" width="300" height="60"></a></p>
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<li>Hit the &#8220;Schedule&#8221; button and&nbsp;That&#8217;s it!</li>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>A month from now you will post a reminder to people about the tragedy in Haiti and that donations are still needed. Maybe a person that sees the message wasn&#8217;t able to give when it was in the public eye? Maybe they have cash to spare when your message gets posted? So maybe, just maybe they will give when they see the message you just posted, a month later? Now, multiply that person times a thousand and you have some serious donations!</p>
<p>Also, it doesn&#8217;t have to just be a month from now, you can post up to 3 months later. Or even better yet, you could repost the same message multiple times <em>for</em> 3 months!</p>
<p><strong>Helpful notes:</strong><br />
Curious if your message has been scheduled? Just add a column, select the service you scheduled it on and pick &#8220;Pending Update&#8221; then select the account on that service and click &#8220;Create Column&#8221;, now a new column will show up with your pending message for that service.<br />
<em>Hint: If your message doesn&#8217;t show up right away hit the refresh button. </em></p>
<p>Kinda confused about how to schedule a posting in Hootsuite? The embedded video below should start right when the guy is explaining how to schedule a tweet aka post.</p>
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<p>Tell me what you think of this idea and tell me if you are going to take part in the comments below.</p>
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		<title>Discrimination Served Up Hot and Spicy [repost ]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went digging through my old posts on Myspace and found this posting that had me laughing so hard I just had to post it again. Things to keep in mind, Agent Smith and I are now good friends, not just acquaintances and Mr. Tubbs, well, he is actually pretty nice just, still old school. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went digging through my old posts on Myspace and found this posting that had me laughing so hard I just had to post it again.</p>
<p>Things to keep in mind, Agent Smith and I are now good friends, not just acquaintances and Mr. Tubbs, well, he is actually pretty nice just, still old school.</p>
<p><em>Originally posted March 1, 2007</em></p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">Normally I do not write about anything regarding my coworkers, however, I would say this warrants some fleshing out. Name changes will be used to protect the &#8220;innocent&#8221;.</span></p>
<p>Yesterday I decided to go out to lunch with my fellow workers for some very very spicy wings at some place called BW3. Now I had gone out to lunch before with my good bud who we&#8217;ll call Agent Smith. However, I had not gone out with Mr. Tubbs. Mr. Tubbs was a contractor and was generally agreeable to speak with on the job, the lunch provided an opportunity to get to know him as he really is.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dialogue</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr. Tubbs:</span> What&#8217;s with all the Jews and gays on TV lately? I mean every show has either a Jew or a gay person on it.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me:</span> <span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">{</span>in my head:</span> Oh my god, did he just say that out loud? In one sentence he managed to take a swipe at me and my mother! } Verbal response: I&#8217;m not sure what you mean?</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr. Tubbs:</span> I don&#8217;t know, why they are always on and why do they have to kiss? It makes my skin crawl. But two women that&#8217;s another story.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent Smith: </span>So seeing someone like <a title="Harvey Fierstein" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Fierstein">Harvey Fierstein</a> would just make your head explode?</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mr. Tubbs:</span> That show Heroes is the only one I&#8217;ve seen lately that doesn&#8217;t have a Jew or a gay character on it.</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me:</span> Doesn&#8217;t mean it wasn&#8217;t created by one. And also, while he wasn&#8217;t openly gay on the show, <a title="George Takei" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Takei" target="blank_">George Takei</a> was on the show recently.</p>
<p>So yeah, the discussion went on from there and sorta fizzled out as we ate our hot wings that were so hot Mr. Tubbs and I were sweating. Then on to the drive back, Agent Smith decided to bring up the <a title="wikipedia link SFW" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Hands" target="blank_">guy who got a horse to fuck him up the ass</a> then died because of a ruptured anus and about how the video got out on the net. Then after that he brings up another <a href="http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html" target="_blank">guy who trained a dolphin to fuck him</a> and he went through he trouble of setting up a website on how to do it&#8230;.</p>
<p>At this point I&#8217;m rolling in laughter in my head at how funny this is. How Mr. Tubbs must be crawling in his skin. Then, right after lunch Agent Smith and I get on IM and the following conversation ensues.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent Smith:</span> heh</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>so what do you think is on Mr. Tubbs&#8217;s mind?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>(the one by you) complaining about gay guys in shows, seeing gay guys kissing, and then the whole disclaimer about &#8220;well I&#8217;m not starting at you all day but&#8221; on the way in the door just now</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>hehehehehehheh</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>s/starting/staring</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Me:</span> yeah well, i don&#8217;t flow that route&#8230;the married one&#8230;i respect aging institutions</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent Smith:</span> hahahaahah</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>I just think it&#8217;s funny that he seems to have his defenses so high</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>it&#8217;s cute</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me:</span> yeah. i mean. insecurities much eh?</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>Agent Smith: like you&#8217;re going to misinterpret something he says and then suddenly he&#8217;ll accidentally have gay sex</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">sorry I can&#8217;t stop giggling about this</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me:</span> accidentally is the funniest part</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>oops it slipped in</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent Smith:</span> hahahahaaha</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me:</span> well you kept driving the part home&#8230;with dolphin sex</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">and horse sex&#8230;</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agent Smith:</span> hey by then I was just trying to change the subject</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Me:</span> no wonder they think gay people marrying is gonna lead to man marrying beast</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Agent Smith:</span> I mean I can only bait someone for so long with &#8220;why girls and not guys&#8221; before they snap</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>hahahahahaha</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>THIS IS MY WIFE SNOWFLAKE</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span> </span>YEEHAW</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Me: </span>she&#8217;s got a purdy maine</p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Agent Smith:</span> you know the second they legalize bestiality every &#8220;straight&#8221; redneck in Montana is gonna have a herd of fluffy girlfriends<span> </span>and half will be guys and the hicks won&#8217;t even know.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<h4>Currently Listening to:</h4>
<p>Pansy Division &#8211; “Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other”</p>
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		<title>Organizing Porn &#8211; Golden Comment</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is soo a geeks way of saying that you read Playboy for the articles. Comment from Fleshbot a porn blog &#8220;How Do You Organize Your Porn?&#8221; NSFW Link My collection at the moment is about 9TB, all stored on a pair of local file servers. About 8TB of that is video, but I have [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>This is soo a geeks way of saying that you read Playboy for the articles.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Comment from Fleshbot a porn blog</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<a title="NSFW" href="http://fleshbot.com/5028562/how-do-you-organize-your-porn">How Do You Organize Your Porn?</a>&#8221; NSFW Link</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>My collection at the moment is about 9TB, all stored on a pair of local file servers. About 8TB of that is video, but I have around 1TB of pictures as well.</p>
<p>I have incoming directories for unsorted material, but generally speaking, I try to break things up by the studio responsible (Girlfriend Films, say, vs. Danni.com vs. Playboy etc).</p>
<p>For materials that I can&#8217;t categorize that way, either because I don&#8217;t know the producer or because it&#8217;s a one-off sort of deal (amateur stuff), I go ahead and but the material in a directory of generic content (Straight sex vs. Tranny Zombie Midget porn) or by the name of the principle performer (Faye Valentine, Tera Patrick etc) under a /starring directory.</p>
<p>Video content mostly isn&#8217;t that bad. Images are nuts. When possible, I still try to categorize by model name, but if I don&#8217;t know it, or if she&#8217;s one of the billion or so Eastern European models, the images get filed by the studio or &#8220;branding&#8221; on the image (Femjoy, MetArt etc). Picture collections just stay in their own directories.</p>
<p>Videos are indexed by name on my servers. I wrote a simple little web app that lets me search the whole collection by file name or with keywords gathered in a text file with the same name as the video (I make those myself, but only if I need to).</p>
<p>I actually don&#8217;t have much difficulty remembering where I&#8217;ve put things, even through 9TB of data (that&#8217;s 150x more stuff than the guy with 60GB) and even without my little search tool. The whole project of constructing this system has really been an ongoing project to teach myself about Enterprise-level data storage and information retrieval. There&#8217;s a whole system of failsafes and backups that I&#8217;m not even talking about.</p></blockquote>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two in one day!! WTF? Sometimes I have free time&#8230; I spent my time creating this book cover for my Digital Imaging Class. Only a select few will get the humor&#8230;. I had to do this book sleeve / dust jacket for my Digital Imaging Class. If you&#8217;ve ever visited an adult toy shop here [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two in one day!! WTF?</p>
<p>Sometimes I have free time&#8230; I spent my time creating this book cover for my Digital Imaging Class. Only a select few will get the humor&#8230;.</p>
<blockquote><p>I had to do this book sleeve / dust jacket for my Digital Imaging Class.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever visited an adult toy shop here in Texas you&#8217;ve probably seen &#8220;cake topper&#8221; as a label for something that obviously would sink into the cake if actually used for that.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/got80s/1751336431/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/1751336431_8bfdfc8a1f.jpg" alt="Book Sleeve for Digital Imaging" height="292" width="500" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ringtone Inspired by the iPhone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad Ehney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you could actually use your own ringtones on your precious iPhone..This should be your ringtone. Courtesy of the Feast of Fools. The Fancy Phone]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you could actually use your own ringtones on your precious iPhone..This should be your ringtone. Courtesy of the <a href="http://www.feastoffools.net">Feast of Fools</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.feastoffools.net/podpress_trac/web/476/0/mini-2007-06-29-fancyphone.mp3">The Fancy Phone</a></p>
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