The cool winds are blowing and it’s causing me to have a renewed vigor in the mornings. It’s the kinda feeling that says “I don’t really need that coffee today” (but I’m still gonna get it out of habit.)

Coffee for me is either a triple or quad shot of espresso with a half squirt of chocolate syrup. It’s like having a liquefied dark espresso chocolate bars. I <3 my Starbucks for the simple fact that I only have to hold up fingers for how many shots I need. No talking, just fingers and an exchange of money. It works best that way when I’m really not awake. People generally annoy me in the mornings and when I say people, I mean Matt. j/k.

Recently in a rare instance I was awake on a visit to my local drug dealer aka Starbucks and I decided to ask for a quad shot. The barista gave me the look of shock that I would want so much and I said “today, I wanna vibrate”.

I then got into my car and proceeded to queue up and play to an extreme loudness “Ghostland Observatory’s, Vibrate” to kick off my vibration themed morning.

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