I’m assuming you’ve all seen the Zombie Sign hack going around (now includes Raptors), unless you’ve been under a rock… The best part is the commentary on the articles…
I think that the Indiana Senate should pass a non-binding resolution stating that Indiana is against housing Raptors within Indiana. While they are at it they might as well pass a resolution about Zombies. As the weather warms up me might have them migrating from Austin to Indiana. Better safe then sorry. – qwerty68 on Indystar
OMG..Bush is back in Texas too.
Those poor brain eating zombies are going to starve to death! LWaddict CrimeblogWFAA
That is true, there are zombies all over Austin. EP Guy on NBCDFW
Contrary to niki sevven’s comment, cold *does* stop Zombies. Because they are living dead and do not generate body heat, their bodies freeze solid, the stagnant blood turning to putrid ice in their decaying veins. They go as stiff as a dead fish, and cannot move at all. However, they are still un-alive. The freezing is only a temporary immobilization. Once the summer comes or if they’re brought indoors and thawed out, they will get up resume their quest for brains. Sam on NBCDFW
Well, if anything, please brush your teeth (whatever is left in your decayed zombie corpse). Brain-breath has got to be the nastiest bad breath around! KXAN message boards